all sandy on the eastern front

What blows me away, really blows me away is that 400 hardy souls will view my page on a good day, if the words resonate. I don't have to do much more than publish, hashtag it #endurancewriter and send it on its merry Facebook and Twitter way. This is really the life. As an artist you work your whole life to get to the point where you can write 'asshat' and some acolyte will viralize it. Just joking... 400 views is about the maximum I would want. Past that, you have to dilute your message or make it more sexy, controversial. And I am neither. I am––therefore I think I am––a philosopher-poet at heart.*

#endurancewriter (SEO alert) Damon effin' Dawson of Bandito College. Premium Endurance Writer Select. 
 
​*Or is it philosopher king? I can never get my history of wishful thinking straight.