As the Onion pointed out, poor Trump... trying to reap the benefits of office that are rightfully his and getting stymied by liberal do-gooders (goober farmers, no less) at every turn.
It's fake news/alternative fact, but triangulation discombobulation has occurred... mission accomplished.
Democracy is only as strong as its weakest link.
Growing up... you care so much about what people think until you realize no one really cares.
And what about the butcher's bill being due, as Chauncey DeVega puts it? Sad to say, I have this particular form of Schadenfreude myself... when I know in my heart that the gullible are not to blame for what they bring upon themselves.